I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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