I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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