i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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