I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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