i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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