so explain again why im purple
no
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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