it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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