come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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