Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
God I need to hump something, right now.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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