i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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