I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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