he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
