help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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