i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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