hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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