East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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