Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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