let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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