I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
