two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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