You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
whose parrot is this?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
