Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
