so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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