Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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