I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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