OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
