He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
they're like a gay fantastic four
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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