So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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