ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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