We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize