Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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