her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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