your thong is hanging out like whoa
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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