I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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