Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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