so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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