New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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