White coat. Heels.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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