Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
me + whiskey = a bad person
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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