Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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