That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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