Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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