yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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