well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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