ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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