? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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