what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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