Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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