Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
are you so shy because you have an std?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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