so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think i have two assholes
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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