Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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