Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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