Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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