how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
They are going to name an STD after you.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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