Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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