remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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